Kung Fu do what you do to me
I haven't been the same since my teenage lobotomy
Full on, I moved to Hong Kong
With Bruce Lee's brother and Johnny Wong

I think it's strange, he's friends with Fu Manchu
And he thinks he knows you, uh uh uh uh oh oh
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
Come on Jackie Chan, uh uh uh oh oh

Last night Jackie Chan came around
I played pool with him and we hung out
Mr. Miagi and the X-men
Called in for a while as well

I think it's strange, he's friends with Fu Manchu
And he thinks he knows you, uh uh uh uh oh oh
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
Come on Jackie Chan, uh uh uh oh oh

Kung Fu do what you do to me
I can't live without my Kung Fu movies
'Shanghai Killers' and 'Deadly Road'
My life was ruined when the Green Dragon closed

Oh I think it's strange, he's friends with Fu Manchu
And he thinks he knows you, uh uh uh uh oh oh
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
Come on Jackie Chan, uh uh uh uh oh oh

I think it's strange, he's friends with Fu Manchu
And he's in love with you, uh uh uh uh oh oh
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
Come on Jackie Chan, uh uh uh oh oh