She's an angel in the hallway, in the stands and at the mall
I see her everywhere I go, she don't see me at all
I serenade her cell phone but I never hit send
I'd ask for some advice but I don't have any friends

I am the one on IM with the thirty-seven names
Tonight it's Captain Elvis, lately he's been on his game
I'm taking up karate and I'm saving for a tat
'Cause anyone who's anyone knows girls are into that

She's so cold, freezing like disco
Outlook is so-so, Romeo
I'm burning, covered in blisters
Wish I could kiss her, Juliet, Juliet

She's the picture of perfection, I'm a legend in my mind
They say that only fools rush in, well, I'm the first in line
I'm working on my battle plan and wishing on a star
I doubt that she'd go out with me 'cause I don't have a car

That I can drive around in circles, does she love me? Does she not?
Either way it doesn't matter 'cause I'm giving it a shot
It's not like if she shoots me down, it's headline breaking news
'Cause I may be a loser, but I don't have much to lose

Wide-eyed, tongue-tied, drama like Shakespeare

She's so cold, freezing like disco
Outlook is so-so, Romeo
I'm burning, covered in blisters
Wish I could kiss her, Juliet, Juliet

I know who she is and I know who I'm not
And I know what it takes and it's not what I got
But if you start from the heart and you end with a smile
Miracles happen every once and while

She's so cold, freezing like disco
Outlook is so-so

She's so cold, freezing like disco
Outlook is so-so, Romeo
I'm burning, covered in blisters
Wish I could kiss her, Juliet, Juliet
Juliet, Juliet, Juliet

Wide-eyed, tongue-tied, drama like Shakespeare