Here we're standing somewhere in Europe
But it could be China to South Nicaragua
We drove here all night just for the weekend

Excuse me, sir, well, don't you speak any English?
Pardon my French but we're ***king lost here
Just point me to the west
Then we'd best, best be on the way
S'il vous plait

Here we're standing somewhere in London
It's all a mess lest we try and catch the metro
We'll take it into Baghdad, Spain then San Francisco

See the city spirals inwardly forever
Crack me like a slot machine, oh-oh
Just point me in the direction of Las Vegas
And I'll be going home, Europe's not home, no

Somewhere in Europe, far away from Montana
At the town hall masquerade show
Somewhere in Europe I get so razzed by you

Station-inert in a hostel in Soho
Somewhere in Europe I will find myself stranded
Just a-standin' there

U.S.A., I say home
U.S.A., I stay home
U.S.A., I say home
(Somewhere in Europe, it's good, it's good)

Go into the breakdown
Hotpink, gimme Jimi, hey
Gimme Jimi, hey, gimme Jimi, hey
Gimme Jimi, hey, gimme Jimi, hey