C'est la vie, c'est la vie
Comme ci, comme ca
Alright, alright

I named him Jules
He stole my baby then he stole my heart
I knew that he was a tiger right from the start

She plays rough with him
'Cause he's her ragamuffin, oh yeah
She played hard but then he got harder
She kicked his head, that's when he got out on her

I said to Jules, 'Just 'cause you're a cat
Don't mean you ain't a man'
'Just 'cause you're a man
Don't mean every ***** need a dad'
'Can't have you cream on my girl
Find another dealer to pawn off your pearls'

Jules lost his jewels
When he came up pearls
They took his manhood
Jules lost his jewels
When he turned 18
Moved down to West Hollywood

Jules lost his jewels
When he came up pearls
They took his manhood
Jules lost his jewels
When he came up pearls
They went to go back to West Hollywood

C'est la vie, c'est la vie
Comme ci, comme ca
Alright, alright, c'mon

Jules made a mess
On my baby's dress late last night
Pumpin' up 'n' down
With every whimpering sound, well, oh my

She shook her knee and woke me up
Said, 'That sick little brat's got my leg in a hump
Well alright'

I pulled on his socks
Pinned him down on his back said
How does that feel?
Then he sprayed on my lap, no

Jules lost his jewels
When he came up pearls
They took his manhood
Jules lost his jewels
When he turned 18
Moved down to West Hollywood

Jules lost his jewels
When came up pearls
They took his manhood
Jules lost his jewels
When he turned 18
Moved down to West Hollywood

C'est la vie, c'est la vie
Comme ci, comme ca
C'est la vie, c'est la vie
Comme ci