You're being terribly bad, Billy
Why, we hardly know each other

Yeah, I guess you're right
Me and you? Who am I kidding?
I know too well that I'm
Just wasting precious time
In thinking such a thing could be
That you could ever care for me

I'm sure you hate to hear
That I adore you, dear
But grant me just the same
I'm not entirely to blame, for

You'd be so easy to love
So easy to idolize, all others above
So sweet to waken with
So nice to sit down to the eggs and bacon with

We'd be so grand at the game
So carefree together that it does seem a shame
That you can't see your future with me?
'Cause you'd be oh so easy to love

You'd be so easy to love
So easy to idolize, all others above
So worth the yearning for
So swell to keep every home fire burning for

Oh, how we'd bloom, how we'd thrive
In a cottage for two, or even three, four or five
So try to see your future with me
'Cause you'd be oh so easy to love

Billy, this is all wrong, I'm marrying Evelyn
Nothing can change that

You can change that
All you have to do is say

No, if you don't let me alone
I'll make a scene

You love me
Hope, you're going to marry me

'Cause you'd be oh so easy to love