Your mommy always said, “Don't take those boys to bed
It might feel good today but in 9 months you'll pay”
I know it's your first time, I'm gonna make you feel just fine
You say you never did and you're really unprepared

Don't you worry, don't you fret
I've got a method that ain't thought of yet
Put it in and pull it out
Slap it on your back and watch it spout

I don't think you'll mind if I take ya from behind
Get you on your hands and knees, put your mind at ease
Feel the throbbing what a treat as the wax begins to heat
I think it's almost there, gonna pull it out with care

Backwaxed, backwaxed
You're being backwaxed
Backwaxed, backwaxed
You're being backwaxed
Backwaxed

Ow, I think things are coming through
[Unverified] looks good on you
Now the shine is on your back
Feel the heat of the wax attack

Your mommy always said, “Don't take those boys to bed
It might feel good today but in 9 months you'll pay”
I know it's your first time, I'm gonna make you feel just fine
You say you never did and you're really unprepared

Backwaxed, backwaxed
You're being backwaxed
Backwaxed, backwaxed
You're being backwaxed