It's time to tell my story of a girl I used to know
Always cried into her pillow under pin-ups on the wall
She didn't make Italia Conte, didn't get that TV show
Then a nice man said he'd help her with a new portfolio

Missus B, Missus E, Missus A-U-T
Missus I, Missus F-U-L
I'm gonna reach the top, I ain't ever gonna stop
And I'm sure gonna ring your bell

Missus D, Missus I, Missus F-F-I
Missus C, Missus U-L-T
If ever there's a girl that could rock your world
Then that girl sure is me, right

So the fun won't start 'til she's living it up
Feeling good on top of the pops when you make it me plus one
Dress falls down at the after show
She breaks down on the video, think you'll find it's me plus one

Now this wannabe senorita, met a group of likely girls
Traded posters and the voxpops for jetting 'round the world
But it didn't make her happy and now she flies alone
The wrong pictures in the paper and no one back at home

Missus B, Missus E, Missus A-U-T
Missus I, Missus F-U-L
I'm gonna reach the top, I ain't ever gonna stop
And I'm sure gonna ring your bell

Missus D, Missus I, Missus F-F-I
Missus C, Missus U-L-T
If ever there's a girl that could rock your world
Then that girl sure is me, right

So the fun won't start 'til she's living it up
Feeling good on top of the pops when you make it me plus one
Dress falls down at the after show
She breaks down on the video, think you'll find it's me plus one

People around you don't tell you how it is
Don't you think it's gone on long enough?
Take a look at yourself, get out of the car
You know it's time you've got to let it go, it's gone

Missus B, Missus E, Missus A-U-T
Missus I, Missus F-U-L
I'm gonna reach the top, I ain't ever gonna stop
And I'm sure gonna ring your bell

Missus D, Missus I, Missus F-F-I
Missus C, Missus U-L-T
If ever there's a girl that could rock your world
Then that girl sure is me, right

So the fun won't start 'til she's living it up
Feeling good on top of the pops when you make it me plus one
Dress falls down at the after show
She breaks down on the video, think you'll find it's me plus one

So the fun won't start 'til she's living it up
Feeling good on top of the pops when you make it me plus one
Dress falls down at the after show
She breaks down on the video, think you'll find it's me plus one