Let us introduce ourselves
Oh, people of this land
We are the Warner brothers
With sister close at hand

I bet you all are wondering
Who is this young unknown?
And why am I inheriting
The Anvilanian throne?

Yes, why?
Yes, why?
Oh, please, please tell us why

The bottom of the family tree
Starts with Yakko, that is me
I'm the cousin to the sister
Of son's niece's brother

Of the uncle's daughter's father
Of the nephew's sister's mother
And my grandpa's only cousin
Was the King's daughter's sibling

But they're all gone
So that is why
I am now your king
He is now our king

Yes, I am now your king
Repeat what I just said
Repeat what I just said
And let the anvils ring

Old King Yakko's mania
(Anvils play 'E I E I O')
Was for Anvilania
(Anvils play 'E I E I O')

So good citizens, I pledge to you
I'll do the best that I can do
For honor, country and the King
Let the anvils ring

Let the anvils ring
Let the anvils ring
Let the anvils ring