At the top of the social ladder, I speak
Let me welcome you here officially
To the back drop of martini clatter
Break the ice with superficial chatter

I'm glad to be this year's MC
To greet the chic and the elite
Yeah, you finally get to mix and mingle
Pressing flesh until your fingers tingle

Worldwide socialites unite
Okay, alright

The band is grander than I recall
The talk is cultured, if a little small
Keep parading your charading manners
Keep pretending that it really matters

Don't ask, don't tell
And please don't stare at the emperor in his underwear
Special thanks to the snack committee
Heavens, don't those tarts look pretty?

Worldwide socialites unite
Enjoy the conversation but try to keep it light
Just avoid the friction and if you feel conviction
Well then, baby, step outside

Let's keep the 'lite' in social
Let's keep this socialite
Let's keep the 'lite' in socialite

And all the people say
Naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa
Naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa

Worldwide socialites unite
Avoid the dreaded question, the meaning of our lives
And as to God's existence
Well, that's your private business and quite frankly, impolite

Let's keep the 'lite' in social
Let's keep this socialite
Let's keep the 'lite' in socialite

And everybody sings
Naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa
Worldwide, worldwide socialites
Naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa
Worldwide, worldwide socialites

Naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa
Worldwide, worldwide socialites
Naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa
Worldwide, worldwide socialites

Naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa
Worldwide, worldwide socialites
Naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa
Have fun[Incomprehensible]see you next year, bye bye