Self righteous crusader, don't care what you don't do
You talk the straight edge but you walk the crooked mile
Don't misjudge me 'cause I ain't on trial

Just because I suck, don't mean you're off the hook
Just 'cause you're not drunk, don't think you're not ***ked up
A lot of good people like to have a good time
Even Jesus Christ turned the water into wine

Self righteous crusader, ***k me and the same to you
It's my body, I'll get high if I want to
Go dry if I want to, die if I want to

Just because I suck, don't mean you're off the hook
Just 'cause you're not drunk, don't think you're not ***ked up
A lot of good people like to have a good time
Even Jesus Christ turned the water into wine

Don't confuse sobriety with morality
There's a lot of sober murderers, just look at history
But I'm still an okay guy, even if I want to get high
Sometimes, high sometimes, high sometimes

Just because I suck, don't mean you're off the hook
Just 'cause you're not drunk, don't think you're not ***ked up
A lot of good people like to have a good time
Even Jesus Christ turned the water into wine

Self righteous crusader, don't care what you don't do