Cross me the head
Rock 'n' roll is dead
The girls and boys from the Mickey Mouse Club
Clocked it in the head

TV makes people so tired
Bored as a bird on a wire
I check the pulse and I light a match
And then I set the telly on, I set the telly on fire

Tell me what's the deal
Tell me what's the deal
'Cause it really seems to me
Bonafide is a whole deal, fake is the new real

Take a bite out of crime
Long as it's lying or you're dying
If honesty will push you in jail you know that
We're livin' in phony ties

You say you wanna get turned on
Is it worth the Honda car
You take a moment and kick yourself
And then you drop yourself, you drop yourself aboard

Tell me what's the deal
Tell me what's the deal
'Cause it really seems to me
Bonafide is a whole deal, fake is the new real

Tell me what's the deal
Tell me what's the deal
'Cause it really seems to me
Bonafide is a whole deal, fake is the new real

Tell me what's the deal
Tell me what's the deal
'Cause it really seems to me
Bonafide is a whole deal, fake is the new real

Tell me what's the deal
Tell me what's the deal
'Cause it really seems to me
Bonafide is a whole deal, fake is the new real

Tell me what's the deal
Tell me what's the deal
'Cause it really seems to me
Bonafide is a whole deal, fake is the new real

Fake is the new real
Fake is the new real