Seasons 1, there's a place
You've got to go for learning
All you want to know about the facts of life
The facts of life

When books are what you're there about
And looks are what you care about
The time is right to learn the facts of life

When the world never seems
To be living up to your dreams
It's time you started finding out
What everything is all about

When the boys you used to hate you date
I guess you best investigate
The facts of life you gotta get 'em right
The facts of life, the facts of life, the facts of life

Seasons 2, 5
You take the good, you take the bad
You take them both and there you have
The facts of life, the facts of life

There's a time you got to go and show
You're growin' now you know about
The facts of life, the facts of life

When the world never seems
To be livin' up to your dreams
And suddenly you're finding out
The facts of life are all about you, you

It takes a lot to get 'em right
When you're learning the facts of life
(Learning the facts of life)

Learning the facts of life
(Learning the facts of life)
Learning the facts of life

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You'll avoid a lot of damages
And enjoy the fun of managing
The facts of life, they shed a lot of light

If you hear them from your brother
Better clear them with your mother
Better get them right, call her late at night

You got the future in the palm of your hands
All you gotta do to get you through is understand
You think you rather do without you will never make
Without the truth the facts of life is all about you