If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk

If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(We want the funk)
If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(We want the funk)

If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(We want the funk)
If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(We want the funk)

Dig it, the mic is mine
I'm the incredible man with the gift of gab
And when I speak you'll be doin' the freak
So if you don't want the funk then you a punk
Everybody out of they chairs should go for theirs

And if you can find anyone better or as bad as mine
That's thick as a dreadlocks and rocks like Lenny Kravitz
Then you done great, you done good
Wait, I hope they told you I'll explode to any track

I'm back on top, ready to drop bombs
I'm the only rapper that can rap like this, then do the twist
So hold up, wait a minute
Let's put the boom back in it to show the Joneses can win it

And that's my crew, that's my clan, that's my posse
The *****z with the funky tunes, turn up the volume
All you ballers with your '64 Impalas
And b*** comin' out of your trunk, you better holla if you want the funk

If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(We want the funk)
If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(We want the funk)

If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(We want the funk)
If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(We want the funk)

Word now everybody get up then sit back down and yell
(Ho)
The ***** rolls back with a verse and it gets worse
By worse I mean, better than you and I can do
Cruise and never lose in fights

Because I write and flip scripts
I rip up punks and do a cheer, think I'd ring the funk bell, yell
(Party over here)
Now peep what I brought and maybe I even got
A million funk styles for ya, baby

In stacks, so when I rap the claps come
Through I'm new but been hearin' cheers for years
And fear is a mind state, I rip up raps and do up dance stuff
The great Ahmad, if you agree then nod

Your head like this or like that I can rap with anyone
And still won't fall, I do it all so y'all kids with tapes on your shelves
And twelves boomin' out of your trunk
You better yell if you want the funk

If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(We want the funk)
If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(We want the funk)

If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(We want the funk)
If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(We want the funk)

If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(We want the funk)
If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(We want the funk)

Well, I'm still kickin' the funk, don't believe it, you don't have to
But bet a buck, you gon' believe it when I leave it stuck
Imprinted through a rhyme I invented
To indent your skull 'cause I got soul

Everybody get ready then set go
And when I let go of the microphone get your jam on
But one more thing before I sing 'cause I'm fat and ask for you
Please get off your rump and scream if you want the funk

If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(We want the funk)
If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(We want the funk)

If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(We want the funk)
If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(We want the funk)

If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(Party over here, bust you over there
Party over here, bust you over there)
If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(Party over here, bust you over there
Party over here, bust you over there)

If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(Party over here, bust you over there
Party over here, bust you over there)
If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(Party over here, bust you over there
Party over here, bust you over there)

If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(Party over here, bust you over there
Party over here, bust you over there)
If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(Party over here, bust you over there
Party over here, bust you over there)

If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(Party over here, bust you over there
Party over here, bust you over there)
If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(Party over here, bust you over there
Party over here, bust you over there)

If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
If you didn't come to dance, then you don't want the funk

We want the funk
Give me that funk, baby, give me that funk
(We want the funk)
Give me that funk, baby, give me that funk
(We want the funk)

Give me that funk, baby, give me that funk
(We want the funk)
Give me that funk, baby, give me that funk
(We want the funk)

Give me that funk, baby, give me that funk
(We want the funk)
Give me that funk, baby, give me that funk
(We want the funk)

Give me that funk, baby, give me that funk
(We want the funk)
Give me that funk, baby, give me that funk
(We want the funk)

If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(We want the funk)
If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(We want the funk)

If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(We want the funk)
If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk
(We want the funk)

If you didn't come to dance then you don't want the funk