My make up friend
I pretend to care about her
Well, she sucks me in again
I can't bend or break
I can't make mistakes

My made up friend's
Got it all worked out
This ain't customary
She'll build a wall
Until you destroy it all again

I'm not following you around
I'm not the one who hit the ground
Sing a song about everything you do
I'm a lot, a lot better

I make up friends
I pretend to give a ****
Ah well, she's perfectly thin
And wins again with the hottest thing going

My tongue is short and I'm here to stay
I can't say the same thing for her
And yeah, I know I can't make a change
But I'll try anyway

I'm not following you around
I'm not the one who hit the ground
Sing a song about everything you do
I'm a lot, a lot better, hey

You have nothing better
To do with your life now, your life now, hey
You have nothing better
To say for yourself, yourself, yourself

You have nothing better
To do with your life now, your life now, hey
You have nothing better
To say for yourself, yourself, yourself

Just stay close to your enemies
Just stay close to your enemies
(It's gonna bite you)
Just stay close to your enemies
(It's gonna bite you)
Just stay close to your enemies
(It's gonna bite you)

I'm not following you around
I'm not the one who hit the ground
Sing a song about everything you do
I'm a lot, a lot better, hey

You have nothing better
To do with your life now, your life now, hey
You have nothing better
To say for yourself, yourself, yourself

You have nothing better
To do with your life now, your life now, hey
You have nothing better
To say for yourself, yourself, yourself