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Piece of **** car
I got a piece of **** car
That ***kin' pile of ****
Never gets me very far

My car's a big piece of ****
'Cause the shocks are ***king shot
And my seat belt's ***king broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It's a piece of ****)

I can't see through the windshield
'Cause it's got a big ***kin' crack
And the interior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece of ****)

(Piece of **** car)
Piece of **** car
(He's got a piece of **** car)
It sucks royal ****
(That ***kin' pile of ****)
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh, ***k you car

It's got no CD player, it only got the eight track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his *** too)
And I got no ***kin' brakes, I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear, 'Hey, watch it ***hole'
(You ***kin' piece of ****)

(Piece of **** car)
I got piece of **** car
(He got a piece of **** car)
Diesel gas sucks my ***
(That ***kin' pile of ****)
That pile of metal ****
(Never gets him very far)

Oh, what the ***k did I do?
What the ***k did I do?
What the ***k did I do?
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive through
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh, ***k me

Well, the engine likes to flood
The car always ***kin' stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)

Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a ***king coat hanger
(What a pain in his ***?)
And if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets the *****)
Hey, shut up

(Piece of **** car)
You piece of **** car
(You got a piece of **** car)
You piece of **** car
(Piece of **** car)

Bald ***kin' tires
(You got a piece of **** car)
No rear view ***king mirror
(Piece of **** car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of **** car)

***king rag for a gas cap
(Piece of **** car)
Tailpipe make the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of **** car)

(Piece of **** car)
(You got a piece of **** car)
(Piece of **** car)
Oh, the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of **** car)
Cabby, give me a push
(Piece of **** car)
(You got a piece of **** car)