Check it out, y'all
This is Aceyalone on the microphone
And we got my ***** punish on the beatbox
And we gonna show you how we does it

Anywhere you go I am going to find you
And every time you flow I'll be right behind you
Just to let you know and constantly remind you
You can never be as dope as I am, goddamn

Now I know you hate it when the MC ain't fly
So I come in the party live
Chopping rappers down to size
I know 'em when I see 'em
'Cause they got that look in their eyes

Surprise, Aceyalone has arrived
They surround around the microphone like **** attracts flies
I arise, the Thai gets me high
I find him, stand right behind him and I spy
No more than two tries, either freaks it or you die

I waited, somebody stated, 'He's intimidated'
I was faded, I played it like any other brother would've played it
Not soon as I grabbed the microphone I went into a frenzy
Started givin' *****z black eyes like Spuds Mackenzie
When that bud's in me

Now one of these *****z tried to tell me my **** was hopeless
His homeboy was on the other side sayin', 'Man, your ****'s the dopest'
All of a sudden another rapper pushed his way through the crowd
Came and stood in front of me and told me he was proud

Then he bowed
Told me that he liked the way I styled
I thanked him, I smiled
Then I had to be out

Anywhere you go I am going to find you
And every time you flow I'll be right behind you
Just to let you know and constantly remind you
You can never be as dope as I am, goddamn

Now I'ma give shout out to all the dope MC's in the world
Y'all know who you are

You know I got the kinda style that everybody yearns
I mic check, I break a *****z nectar like Kerns
'Cause you are a worm, you are a germ
And you are about to be stepped on
So you should be concerned

If you have a perm then it's permanent
It's affirmative, you will burn
Make a right turn, turn
Then a left turn, then a U-turn, turn
Come all the way back, return

Stand stern and maybe you just might learn about the firm
I used to be a *****, shoot, got derm
Nobody better not squirm till my meeting is adjourned
Okay, I'm through and I rock from here to Peru, Vern
I could've sworn you knew that AC's having a rap sale

You wanna buy 1 or 2
Or 3 or 4 or 5, or 6 or 7 or 8
Or 9 or 10 or 11, or 12 or 13 or 14?
'Cause me and the mic are courting

My circuit breaker's shorting
My memory is aborting
I can barely remember this flow
But wack MC's ya still got another zillion miles or so to go

Anywhere you go I am going to find you
And every time you flow I'll be right behind you
Just to let you know and constantly remind you
You can never be as dope as I am, goddamn

They pushed that rapper in front of the train
Took him to the doctor sewed his arm on again
Stabbed that rapper right in his heart
Gave him a transplant for a brand new start
And then he stopped, he started again

He forted bounced it and vomited
Now you know who's the dominant dog
That got to be given you that rhyme style
Man child, locked in the promised land
I'ma stand in the middle of an open hand, that's extensive

'Cause I don't flow religiously or relentlessly
For innocent minded ticity
Okay, I win and the battle's like over, got a satellite Rover
With a rocket telescopic sprocket pocket pulley
And a fully automatic stun gun 'cause I'm a bully

My hair was woolly I'm a mullion
A calmer Jeffrey Dahmer hater
I'm greater than the latest greatest innovators
Can go to hell 'cause I say this so well
You can whistle my melody or noel

You're still gonna get the Speak n Spell
I get my ink from inkwell, my paper from the trees
I swell up when I eat MC's, so eat these
And stand at attention, did I forget to mention

My cl***es aren't expensive
That's if you are an uncomprehensive
Defensive sensitive, toy rapper, little boy rapper
Momma's wittle wappin' man wapper
Now you got me reachin' for my zapper
I'll cut you off with a clapper

But that's for old gentlemen
Who drink coffee with cinnamon, it'll take ten of them
Then again did I mention I'm potent
Totin', holdin', reloadin' votin' with my channel changer fool
And since I don't speak Greek stranger
I'ma give it to you in layman's terms so you'll learn

Anywhere you go I am going to find you
And every time you flow I'll be right behind you
Just to let you know and constantly remind you
You can never be as dope as I am, goddamn