You know I'm ready, and I rock steady
My names not Betty or Teddy but Nick
And I'm not a hick with a head tick

Though I am from Nebraska
My girl is satisfied, you can ask her
You know I never visited Alaska

Huh, where the oil was spilt
That drunken captain should be killed
For polluting the sea, an atrocity

That ***ks with me, well
This one goes to all the birds that drowned

***k the ********, it's time to throw down
***k the ********, it's time to throw down
***k the ********, it's time to throw down
***k the ********, it's time to throw down

Just ***k the ********, and get with it
It's time to throw down, so I said it
Words of wisdom, that'll keep ya'll guessing

'Cause I'm tired of playing and I'm tired of messin' around
With all ya'll suckers, and stupid mother ***kers
Who put down what I do I stand alone with a groove that's new

Now that you know that the rhymes that I say
Are mine alone and I sure you don't play
I kick in your teeth, the condescending frown

***k the ********, it's time to throw down
***k the ********, it's time to throw down
***k the ********, it's time to throw down

Right about now I'd like to turn over the mic to my mentor SA Martinez
Go on hold it, I'm poetry in motion
No jokin' you pray, my word is spoken

Of the latest, the greatest, of hip-hop persuaders
The line, the rhyme, always amazes brothers
The mic drum is loomin'

And in your mind, my rap rhyme is bloomin' like a flower
***k the ******** SA, create the power
Just forget the dumb stuff, I call your bluff

'Cause I'm a big stick and you're a cream puff
And you hate it, and get frustrated
No tellin' just how long you waited

I tell you what I'm a white boy
So I don't like the big butt
And, I got a plan, hand it to the man in the tan van

I would be perfectly sad if rap was fad
But it's not, so I thought that I'd give it a shot
Stupid dumb lyrics make you think I'm a clown

I don't give a damn, its time to throw down
***k the ********, its time to throw down
***k the ********, its time to throw down
***k the ********, its time to throw down
***k the ********, its time to throw down