Humdrum days and a humdrum ways
Humdrum days and a humdrum ways
Humdrum days and a humdrum ways
Humdrum days and a humdrum ways

Hey, kids, let me tell you how I met your mom
We were dancin' and romancin' at the Senior Prom
It was no infatuation but a gradual graduation
From a boy to a man, let me tell you while I can
The soda pop came free

Hey, Sis, one kiss and I was heaven bound
Now who would have guessed Milton's 'Paradise Lost' could be found
But in the eyes of the Dean, his daughter
Was doin' what she shouldn'a oughta

But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
The consequence should be church bells, three swells
The Dean, his daughter and me

They were datin' in the park
They were smoochin' in the dark of a doorway for two
She whispered, 'I love you'

'Ooh, you know, I never felt this way before
Ooh, you know, the elevator in my heart
Has gone awol, awol, awol, awol'

And then I kissed her
And when I kissed her
It's a wonderful world when you're rollin' in kisses

Now, the paint is peeling
(Humdrum days and humdrum ways)
Now, and when the chips are down
(Humdrum days and humdrum ways)

Now, you kinda lose all feeling
(Humdrum days and humdrum ways)
Now, your head goes round and round
(Humdrum days and humdrum ways)

Round and round and round and round
And round and round and round
I'm throwing myself off this train

Humdrum days and a humdrum ways
Humdrum days and a humdrum ways
Humdrum days and a humdrum ways
Humdrum days and a humdrum ways
Humdrum days, he's got, humdrum ways, oh, boy

Hey, you know I'm really earning now
My ship came in with a cargo of dollars
My name's lit up on the prow
It's a wonderful world when you're rolling in dollars, now
(Rolling in dollars, rolling in dollars)